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Village : Nyite
Country : Togo
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About village :

The village of Nyite has a population of around 17. The locals sleep mostly during the day due to the hangovers and cumdowns they have but the tend to come alive around dusk and head out for the nyite.
Written by : Biggie Smalls , Posting id :119213 , Date : 2012/09/27-22:21:17 CDT , Report

History :

Two Togo warlords were reported to have fought over Nyite for 4 decades in a war that decimated the population of the area. The resulting shortages of people to start the new colony in the area meant that the winning warlord, Jimmy Snuka, had to send out carrier pigeons to advertise for people to come and live in Nyite. This had helped give the locals their 20% Caucasian 20% Chinese 20% Inuit 20% Arabian & 20% African American looks.
Written by : maichael palin , Posting id :119223 , Report

Festival :

The locals have a weekly festival called nyite fever where they have guest acts like Michael Nyite, Beverly Nyite, Jordan Nyite, The Nyite Crawlers and every Nyite the acts all sing Nyite favourites such as Goodnyite Sweetheart, This Is The Rhythm Of The Nyite, Last Nyite a DJ Saved My Life and Tonyites The Nyite.
Written by : Stevie Wonder , Posting id :119220 , Report

Bus / Train / Transport :

Buses and trains only run at Nyite
Written by : the fat controller , Posting id :119224 , Report

Call Taxi :

Taxis come in the form of tamed yetis. You can get one down at the beach in front of the speedo swimwear shop. they run all Nyite
Written by : Froddo Baggins , Posting id :119217 , Report

Tourist Places :

There is one nyiteclub in Nyite,which plays classicss from the Nyitecrawlers,and Rhythm of the Nyite by Corona beer. There are plenty of ladies of the Nyite,who are up for showing off their farter for a free Greek Fire.
Written by : shengismagangis , Posting id :119221 , Report

Marriage Hall :

All sorts of marraiges are permitted in Nyite due to the locals radical way of thinking and mixed religions. Its very unusual to actually see two humans marry. Recent marraiges include a man getting married to a lamppost that he had imported from Dundee, a woman marrying a golfball and an old lonely man marrying a bit of seaweed he found on the beach.
Written by : gaylord , Posting id :119225 , Report

Advertisement :

The main shop in the village is called day and nyite and sells everything needed for a nyite local from neon paint to evo stik, batteries, toenail clippers and cans of nae danger.
Written by : Slim Shady , Posting id :119216 , Report

peter reid from peterheed is deed - maestro for sale
Written by : arnold clark , Posting id :119218 , Report

Car for sale. Vauxhall Vectra in Midnyite Blue. Comes with furry dice and sperm stains on back seat. Has alloys,cd player,and a CD of I drove all nyite in the drawer.€24,995 ono
Ooush
Written by : Honest John , Posting id :142525 , Report

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